I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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