school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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