i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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