nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I'm sobbing to NWA
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