You're my little dorito
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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