You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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