Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
nutella sex= disaster
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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