i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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