so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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