we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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