That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
This is my gift to your gina
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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