Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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