You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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