o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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