I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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