sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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