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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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