so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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