That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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