my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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