Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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