I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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