Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
