Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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