I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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