I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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