And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you have to choose: penises or morals?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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