piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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