That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
3 2 1 whiskey
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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