Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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