i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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