What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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