no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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