Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(415): View more from California

there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...

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(856): View more from New Jersey

he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

no pressure.

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(760): View more from California

Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?

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(320): View more from Minnesota

I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid

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(716): View more from New York

Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF

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