I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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