I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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