Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Green mimosas i think yes
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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