I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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