But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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