its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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