I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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