"it" just moved
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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