Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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