Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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