You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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