It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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