She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
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