yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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