She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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