I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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