i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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