I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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