and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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