Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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