I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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