Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Randomize
