i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize